...there are no monsters... |
Our oldest son is crying almost every night and it's starting to be annoying as hell I tell you. I'm sure there is a demon sitting on his chest, keeping him still and whispering awful things to his ear. That's at least what they did to me when I was a child... and still do every so often. Maybe I should call the Ghostbusters to the rescue.
You know the feeling? The feeling there is someone sitting on your chest staring at you? The feeling of the warm breath on your face? You can see the satanic evil grin through your closed eyelids? You can't hear anything, but you can feel the hatred and the evil... taunting. You try to scream but there is no sound, you can't move or wake up. The only way is to gather all your strength and anger and scream in your mind with all your might and face the demon "come and get me you... son of a... stupid... eh... person!". Anyhow, that helps and it's gone in an instant.
Or maybe I just need some professional help instead.